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I read some pretty negative reviews of
Star Trek: Nemesis before going into the theater, so I was
not expecting much. So, when I was not presented with much, I
was not terribly disappointed. Nemesis would be pretty
good, if Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan had never come out.
The similarities between the two are many: the ship is lured
to an out-of-the-way planet in the beginning, you have a villain who
has a deep hatred for the captain built up over many years, this
villain is in control of a device capable of mass destruction, there
is a ship-to-ship fight that takes place in a nebula leaving both
ships heavily damaged, the villain begins the countdown for the
weapon to go off, and a major character is sacrificed in order to
save the ship. I can't argue with their rationale for using
Wrath of Khan as a model, but I do take issue with copying it so
closely with an inferior villain.
Nemesis begins with the wedding of
Riker and Troi. We then jump to the ship where they get
positronic readings from the surface of a planet near the Romulan
Neutral Zone. Apparently, positronic readings only emanate
from androids, so the ship has to investigate...for some reason.
Once they arrive on the planet, they find that the android parts are
from a precursor model of Data and they are attacked for no reason
by people in dune buggies. Oh, also, at some point in the
beginning, someone disintegrates the Romulan Senate...or something.
So, Picard decides to meet with the
new praetor for the Romulan government named Shinzon, who turns out
to be a clone of Picard made by the Romulans with the expressed
purpose of killing and replacing Picard at some point. I guess
they threw that idea out because they enslaved Shinzon at an early
age and made him work in the dilythium mines of Remus. Shinzon
is no Khan, first of all. He is young and bald and not very
scary. Also, and to his detriment, he is not played by Ricardo
Montalban. I'm of the opinion that most villains should be
played by Ricardo Montalban. Anyway, Picard figures out that
Shinzon doesn't really want peace and a fight breaks out and
somewhere along the line the movie ends. The plot is really
inconsequential because if you're familiar at all with Wrath of
Khan, you already know it.
Here are some more specific scenes
that bothered me. If you are going to have an inconsequential
hand-to-hand fight, then do it with people who are cool to watch
fight. They build up this race of Remans to be ferocious
warriors, and they carry these cool knives. Who do we know on
the Star Trek team who is also supposed to be a ferocious warrior
and carry a cook knife? Is it a fat Riker? No...but that
is who engages in the fight, and it is decidedly unspectacular.
Also, if you are going to kill off a major character, do not replace
them with an exact duplicate minutes later. It kind of takes
away from the sacrifice. At least the original Star Trek crew
waited until the end of the next movie to completely bring Spock
back to life.
If you consider yourself a sci-fi
person then it is your duty to see Star Trek: Nemesis, just as it
was your duty to see Star Trek: Insurrection. Just go see it,
take what you can from it, and you'll be done with it. I am
making it sound worse than it is, I think. It really isn't
bad, but I don't think I'll ever need to watch it again.
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